I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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