i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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