Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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