Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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