Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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