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(404): View more from Georgia

Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(425): View more from Washington

You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.

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