I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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