Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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