I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If I had your ass I would rule the world
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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