nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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