And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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