Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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