hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
