fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
