i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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