youre lurking in front of me
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
