i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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