I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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