How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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