this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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