There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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