butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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