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  There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.

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• theres no possession charge that gets you life so im assuming shes carrying 2 mil of cash stolen from a bank, a human head and detailed plans to kill the president in there

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 3, 12 at 10:22am

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  • You forgot the tied up, very small kidnapped child in her purse too.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 3, 12 at 2:00pm

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• Reesespoofs has obviously never heard of possession with intent to distribute. Possess over 1 oz of an illegal substance and you can go to prison for life if caught.

  Submitted by security24 on Feb 3, 12 at 12:17pm

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• Pfizer birth control pills?

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 10:55am

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• Positive herpes test?

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 12:13pm

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• You stay classy southwest michigan

  Submitted by supertrooper on Feb 3, 12 at 5:34pm

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  • Hahaha..right! I'm from West Michigan, and I can just imagine all the ppl from KZoo and so on, saying this!

    Submitted by heiress21 on Feb 3, 12 at 11:08pm

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• Big mo fukin purse

  Submitted by artard on Feb 5, 12 at 5:33pm

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• Murder weapon?

  Submitted by krazybobblehead on Feb 5, 12 at 9:06am

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