D3 body, D1 cock
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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