I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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