The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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