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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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Insurance "May Not" pay for that?

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 3, 10 at 11:51am

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Holy fatties!!!

Submitted by junior33 on May 3, 10 at 11:06am

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Wow nice job Fat Asses....

Submitted by miasophie on May 3, 10 at 5:40pm

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That is actually annoyingly easy to do, the windshield cracks just by laying on it let alone having sex, so disentangle have to be fatties

Submitted by Squarewheel on May 3, 10 at 4:52pm

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Oh glass in the ass . Ouch.

Submitted by fitbounce30 on May 3, 10 at 3:58pm

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Shake ittt

Submitted by SteveWynn on May 3, 10 at 1:17pm

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Geico confirms they don't cover it

Submitted by mmmm11 on May 4, 10 at 12:25am

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Well... How was the sex? I wanna know if it was worth it.

Submitted by jprincess on May 3, 10 at 8:37pm

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WE DONT BELIEVE YOU!

Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 4, 10 at 1:10am

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This is from the guy who posted this text...I weight 155 and she weighs 120. Windshield glass isn't hard to break...I have pictures of the glass.

Submitted by glassbreaker on May 4, 10 at 12:40am

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2 words... Weight Watchers

Submitted by JackBerton on May 3, 10 at 12:02pm

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Sweet

Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 11:37am

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I call bs.. sex on the hood and you break the winshield. the connection ? not comprehendable.

Submitted by fd1 on May 3, 10 at 11:14pm

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Don't believe it.

Submitted by i_eacho_cheerens on May 3, 10 at 6:31pm

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Um... Ow?

Submitted by clinbri on May 4, 10 at 4:50pm

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Brings a whole new meaning to "putting it in her crack".

Submitted by Herschel on May 3, 10 at 1:37pm

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Why not fuck inside the car lol

Submitted by mwhify on Jul 18, 10 at 9:07pm

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Why the fuck is anyone choosing good night??!?!?!??!

Submitted by RadMuffin on May 3, 10 at 11:07am

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- Because it was probably awesome sex?
  
  Submitted by Herschel on May 3, 10 at 1:40pm
  
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God damn. You two need to lose some fucking weight

Submitted by FaceFucked on May 3, 10 at 3:09pm

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Tell insurance it was a tree branch. Should come out of comprehensive coverage.... I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that you were just being rough and broke it, not that you're a large couple. At least you didn't dent your hood.

Submitted by hooah33 on May 3, 10 at 12:11pm

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- I don't know, but I would assume that they dented the hood if they broke the windshield.
  
  Submitted by BlackStarrLine on May 3, 10 at 2:07pm
  
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  - What? And a tree branch falling couldn't possibly break both the windshield and dent the hood? Tool.
    
    Submitted by douchemonger on May 3, 10 at 4:40pm
    
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    you're a retard for misunderstanding
    
    Submitted by anonny on May 3, 10 at 10:42pm
    
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Score

Submitted by roice on May 29, 10 at 9:33am

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ok whats with all the they have to be really fat responses. It's actually pretty easy to break a windshield or dent a hood, if a lot of pressure is put on it. Two people laying on it or having sex on it could totally break the windshield. they don't necessarily have to be fat.

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 4, 10 at 3:27am

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Dam that's a big bitch

Submitted by patsfan on May 4, 10 at 1:21am

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forget sex scratches you got sex cuts from the glass

Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 8:53pm

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Ouch on the head

Submitted by Michguy on May 3, 10 at 9:07pm

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i call shenanigans

Submitted by fresh on May 3, 10 at 6:26pm

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i call bulshit

Submitted by kennboothe6969 on May 3, 10 at 7:09pm

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Wow. I work in glass claims. I can just imagine this call... "And do you know what caused the damage to the vehicle?"

Submitted by murdertherain on May 3, 10 at 7:08pm

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Phat

Submitted by m3lv on May 3, 10 at 2:14pm

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Moose in heat!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 10:01pm

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U must drive a piece of shit car or are fatter than holy hell!

Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 3, 10 at 12:39pm

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Fatasses like you need to fuck IN the car ...

Submitted by wreckem881 on May 3, 10 at 12:01pm

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- but then the axle would have broken and the tires would have exploded
  
  Submitted by your_mom_6 on May 3, 10 at 1:46pm
  
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You must be a rather large couple

Submitted by onemanwolfpack1 on May 3, 10 at 12:01pm

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THOSE SUM HUGE BITCHES

Submitted by austinespi on May 3, 10 at 9:23pm

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I Thought these were suppossed to be funny drunk Text From Last Night. Not "Hey This is Whats On My Mind "

Submitted by knuckles on May 3, 10 at 11:55am

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Omfg how much do u guys weigh

Submitted by jrazz on May 3, 10 at 5:55pm

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FAT ASSES

Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 10:26pm

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Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 3, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by junior33 on May 3, 10 at 11:06am

Submitted by miasophie on May 3, 10 at 5:40pm

Submitted by Squarewheel on May 3, 10 at 4:52pm

Submitted by fitbounce30 on May 3, 10 at 3:58pm

Submitted by SteveWynn on May 3, 10 at 1:17pm

Submitted by mmmm11 on May 4, 10 at 12:25am

Submitted by jprincess on May 3, 10 at 8:37pm

Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 4, 10 at 1:10am

Submitted by glassbreaker on May 4, 10 at 12:40am

Submitted by JackBerton on May 3, 10 at 12:02pm

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Submitted by i_eacho_cheerens on May 3, 10 at 6:31pm

Submitted by clinbri on May 4, 10 at 4:50pm

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Submitted by mwhify on Jul 18, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by RadMuffin on May 3, 10 at 11:07am

Submitted by Herschel on May 3, 10 at 1:40pm

Submitted by FaceFucked on May 3, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by hooah33 on May 3, 10 at 12:11pm

Submitted by BlackStarrLine on May 3, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by douchemonger on May 3, 10 at 4:40pm

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