don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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