You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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