let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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