is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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