Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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