Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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