i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
