i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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