i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's blow job season.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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