We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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