good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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