Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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