I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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