You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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