we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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