come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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