the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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