Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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