Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A+ Viking dick
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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