i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
tell me about the fingering
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