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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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