butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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