I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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