? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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