like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Boobs are out for the taking
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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