At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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