This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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