I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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