On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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