12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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